"you look sick"
"you look tired"
"are you stick, you look terrible"
"are you sick because you look sick"
"you don't look like you feel too good"
"you don't look good, are you sick"
"why don't you go home, you don't look like you feel too well"
"do you have the flu because you look really sick"
"did you stay up all night, because you look really tired"
It's not really that I'm sick - I've just had that one-eye-dripping thing going on all day and explosive sneezes and I feel like I need a ride in an airplane so I can catch my head that's floating up in the clouds kind of feeling.